I had a fiesta coming up and I had yet to go birthday shopping, with time running against me, I figured it was time to get creative! I Google'd "how to make a pinata" and found out that it was a real easy process but who knew it would be so time consuming... This little edit features me constructing a cock pinata or Cockinata, to be precise and its time lapsed for good reason because it took close to a days worth of work. If you would like to construct your own pinata or Cockinata, I suggest you click this link and follow the easy steps... 

 

 

 

You basically use balloons to create your desired shape, tape it all together and go to town covering it with a sloppy mess of newspaper shreddings and a mixture of flour and water, that acts as a pretty decent glue. The steps I don't go over in the edit are popping the inner structure of balloons and filling it with treats, man thongs and warming lube... I also don't cover how long it really takes to dry because I gave the Cockinata to my buddy, Hector, while it was still soggy on the inside. Another key thing to know is if you don't give the Cockinata adequate time to dry inside and out, the inside smells like a soggy, hot, gay men's locker room. It creates it's own disgusting environment from within that I would compare to something like a tropical rain forest but with more gays.

 

 

 

I would imagine the man thongs, candy and other goodies smelt pretty bad after marinating in that cock all night, sorry Hector.

 

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again to my good dude, Hector and be sure to check out that old MADRE edit, if you haven't already... You should know well by now that Hector is the head honcho of that valley based shred organization.